Mom jokes

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?

Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."

Me and your mom in the bed.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Your mom's asshole.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!

Especially in bed...

Ur mom gei.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.

The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"

The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."

The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!