Mom jokes

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Your mom gay.

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Your mom is a joke.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."

"Son, stay out of the drawer."

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Your mom.

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?