Mom jokes
Your mom is a joke.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Your mom!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your mom.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!