Mom jokes
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Memes
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Your mom is a mom!
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mom gay.