Am I Adopted?

  • Son: "Mom, am I adopted?"

    Mom: "Yes."

    Son: "Where are my real parents?"

    Dad: "We are your real parents, so... GET OUT!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy. The kid thinks he is asking about his biological family, but his adoptive parents claim they are his "real" parents just so they have the authority to kick him out of the house. You probably didn't get it because you've never had to pay rent, but that's peak savage parenting.

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