Mom jokes
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Memes
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
My mom left me at a very young age.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."