Mom jokes
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Your mom's asshole.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Ur mom gei.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.