Mom jokes
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Me and your mom in the bed.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Your mom's asshole.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Ur mom gei.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
I sucked your mom's anus.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"