Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Love Your Enemies
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, slowpoke! This joke is all about twistin' words. Mom says drugs are bad news, right? But then you got God droppin' the whole 'love your enemies' thing. So, like, are drugs your enemies that you should love? That's the gag. It's funny 'cause it makes you think.
Gwen
God mean't people not things