Rapunzel jokes

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!