Mom jokes
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Memes
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.