Mom jokes

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.