Mom jokes
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Mom
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom