Mom jokes
Trump's mom.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA