Mom jokes

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What do you call your mom?

Basement bound.

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.