Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tell your mom happy last night emoji in my bed
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
