"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
