Dorito

Dorito Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?

One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.

Trump

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

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  • Woman

    What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

    Neurospicy.

    Bag

    I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.