Dorito jokes
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Hollow Knight Meme
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
I like Cheetos.
Blue Takis?
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Community talk
lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more