Dorito jokes
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
