Mom jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Memes
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.