Mom jokes
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...