Mom jokes
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Memes
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.