10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date
