Milk jokes
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Pop a choccy milk!
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.