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Milk Memes

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

A cartoon drawing shows a cookie with multiple straws in its body, sucking from different milk cartons. The milk cartons in the background look sad and have teary eyes. The text on top says, "Cookies and Milk will never be the same again..."

DADDY sus aka the king

get me to 20 followers for milk

A man with a bowl haircut and a mustache is smiling into the camera. Another person is in the background.

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk

A crudely drawn face with an ambiguous expression.

when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal

A man with a red cloth on his head is holding a knife up, looking angry, in front of a black background. The text says 'when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal'.

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Sadly

The image contrasts a waterfall with a milk jug. The text above reads, "Ejaculating in private vs. when I have a girl over."

A baby with a somewhat serious facial expression is sitting in a chair. Above the baby, the text reads "I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK" and below, the text continues with "BUT WHEN I DO."

An image from the game Among Us with a black crewmate pressing the emergency meeting button. The text on the image reads: "WHEN MY BROTHER PUTS THE MILK IN FIRST" and "EMERGENCY MEETING".

In a scene from "Family Guy," Peter Griffin is milking a tentacled Reaper Leviathan into a silver bucket, while Lois Griffin looks on with concern. The text says: "Me acquiring Reaper Leviathan milk in order to fabricate delicious Reaper cheese."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Cherish you chocolate milk.

A cartoon character named Charlie is shown above a glass of chocolate milk. Text on the image states, "Charlie has bought you some chocolate milk. She shall return Wednesday."

I got the wrong movie

A parody image of the movie poster "Guardians of the Galaxy", with different people's heads superimposed on the characters and a chocolate bar in the middle of the poster. The superimposed faces include a man on the left with a green textured skin, a woman in the middle-left with dark hair, a man in the middle with reddish hair, a black woman with dark hair, and a man with glasses on the right. Text on the image includes the movie title, "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Marvel Studios". Below the title, a chocolate bar is shown with the text "Galaxy Smooth Milk" and the Tiktok handle "@c_a_l_l_u_m_4_4".

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Shitpost-master general

A can of PetAg KMR Kitten Milk Replacer with the text "*shotguns then proceeds to crush empty can against forehead*" written above it. The can features a picture of a cute white kitten.

A cat with glowing eyes is sitting on a wooden surface. The text on the image reads: "Where is my milk, mother?"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑

for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

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