Milk jokes
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
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Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Oh, he needs some milk!
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I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!