Milk jokes
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Memes
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
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What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Oh, he needs some milk!
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
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What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.