What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled Milk
Whats Bees make milk? Boob bees
I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
Jo dad's so stupid he came back with the milk
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk? Because their dad never brung it home
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure
my chocky milk don't you touch my chocky milk its mine no its not! its you face! ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well...Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, "No bitch !" She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew...wakes-up jumps out of bed and he's in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, "Anything left for me Mother?" Andrew asks "Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself "Man...I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
