Milk jokes
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
moo.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
for real
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
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