Milk jokes
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"