Milk Jokes

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years

I told him my dad never came back with it

HEY THAT’S MY MILK!

If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?

maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

"I miss you- Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk

Orphan: Hey wheres the milk Dad: . . .

WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES

Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.

CHEESE

knock knock whos theres condensed condensed who condensed milk

my chocky milk don't you touch my chocky milk its mine no its not! its you face! ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?

wanna hear a joke you need some milk

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe