Milk jokes
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Cereal.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.