Milk jokes

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

How do cows get their milk? The moo market.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?

Dad: . . .

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Milk (DYM 115).

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!