Milk jokes
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.