My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
Orphan: Throws a boomarang Boomarang: comes back with his father Father: Goes to get milk
