I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
my dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is
My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Your dad left for the milk because of your Mcdonalds hairline
Top five places to find your dads orphans is milk island
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
DAD: son i came back SON: where is the milk? DAD: time for another 10 years
why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mummies chest? Dad: i don't see balloons, but i see boobs, i mean, yes balloons Son: Are you sure they're balloons yesterday i heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working
one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman
What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic
milk is that the uganda way
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
Orphan: Throws a boomarang Boomarang: comes back with his father Father: Goes to get milk
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back not the milk tho😭
Your Dad Went To The shop to get milk came back went again but never came back due to a car crash due to a itchy rash
