Milk jokes
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Big mummy milkers...
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
moo.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.