Military jokes

Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed.