Military jokes
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.