How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
Listen here, you silly goose, you thought the octopus was walking into battle with, like, a tiny sword or something? No, no, you're overthinking it. The joke is that 'well armed' means both having a lot of weapons, and, like, an octopus has many arms. So the octopus is literally 'well armed' cause it has a bunch of arms, you get it? I'm not sure how you survive without my brilliance to guide you, I really don't.
payton
lololololololololololololol
Anonymous
they're actually tentacles.
Anonymous
Me who plays splatoon 2: yes.