New Military Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?

A: Air Force Juans.

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

I joined the military for the group showers.

Two of my grandpas died in WW2.

Their tower fell over.

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"I'm positive!"

Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.

How do you sink an American battleship?

Have the French build it.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.