One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
