Middle East jokes
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
iran
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.