Middle East jokes

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

Why are camels known as ships of the desert?

Because they’re full of Arab semen.

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.