Middle East

Middle East jokes

Today

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Bomb

"You're the bomb."

"No, you're the bomb."

A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

Jew

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

Memes

Bomb

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

Dad

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

Weed

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Palestine

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Pilot

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Bomber

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Food

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

Bomb

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Memes

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