Middle East jokes
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!