How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
