What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
