What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
