Middle East

Middle East Jokes

Kindergarten

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Camel

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

Camel

Why are camels known as ships of the desert?

Because they’re full of Arab semen.

Difference

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

Palestine

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

Atmosphere

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Terrorist

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

Weed

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

Drone

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Today

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

9/11

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Pilot

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.