What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
Middle East Jokes
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
