FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
Got kidnapped in Iran Luckily iran
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What Did Iran Say To Oman
Oh Man I Ran Out Of Ideas
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
iran
