What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
Got kidnapped in Iran Luckily iran
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
