Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and still going on, so why don’t people talk about it? Because it’s only bad when white people do it
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
The south
