Region jokes
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
The South.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.