Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
