Region jokes
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 馃ぃ 馃ぃ 馃ぃ
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don鈥檛 people talk about it?
Because it鈥檚 only bad when white people do it.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
It鈥檚 disappointing that Los Angeles doesn鈥檛 offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 馃惄
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 馃殫
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA