Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.