Region

Region Jokes

Incest

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Alabama

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

Fur

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Orphan

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Memes

Snow

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Bomb

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Slut

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

Slavery

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

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  • Transportation

    It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

    Sister

    GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

    Me: My sister.

    SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

    Career

    Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

    Lamb

    Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

    Compliment

    Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

    Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"