Michael jokes
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”