Michael jokes
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
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What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂