Michael jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.