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Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

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Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.

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What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.

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What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

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Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

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What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

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Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

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Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

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What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

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What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

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What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

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What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

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When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

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Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

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What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

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What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

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Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".