Michael jokes
The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."
Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.