Michael jokes
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?
One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.