Michael jokes
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Hee hee
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!