Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Michael Jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
