Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Michael Jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Hee hee
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
