Michael jokes
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Memes
Hee hee
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.