Michael

Michael jokes

Transformation

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Menu

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

Memes

People

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

University

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

Flavor

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

Thriller

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.