Michael jokes

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.