Michael jokes
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Memes
Hee hee
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.