Michael jokes
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.