Michael jokes

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.