Michael jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.