What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
I’m michael Sam I’m gay
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
