Michael jokes
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.