Jackson jokes
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Me at the dinner table
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.