Jackson jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.