What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he’s dead

Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson’s last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured is out.

“Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?” " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn’t have any arms or legs." “I know, we just wanted to use him as third base.”

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

there both turned on by kids

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,