What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag
One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Jackson Jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
Hee hee touched me
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There’s 20 of them!
what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he’s dead
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte’. It’s 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last