Jackson Jokes

Jackson Gentry

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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Joe
in Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

kool aid man
in Michael Jackson

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap

You have a great singer inside you

Anonymous

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Mark
in Michael Jackson

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

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D.Halliday
in Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There’s 20 of them!

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your mum
in Michael Jackson

what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids

Senip
in Michael Jackson

Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Hee hee

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he’s dead

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Ur mum is Michael Jackson xx
in Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.

Sw_ift
in Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

Person
in Orphan

I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?

He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off

S4DF4C3

What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”

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Victor Greywolf
in Michael Jackson

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte’. It’s 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last