What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby be mine.
poop jaxson
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson you dump him
Michael doesn’t fart Jackson Does
