Social medium jokes

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.