Social medium jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

Follow me on Instagram: @Lavderi

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.