Social Medium Jokes

Quarrel

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Facebook

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Door

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Info

Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!