"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
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I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
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