Media jokes
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
#shorts
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.