What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
In America, you catch picachu, in Soviet Russia, picachu catches you. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/7a7436_784a4f4d74314d0f8d74234b57dcd2ee~mv2.jpeg
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)
Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
