Mechanism jokes
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I feel this one on a personal level.
When I steal my hbs 10/10 wolf cut Latina so he genuinely transforms me into the Khaby Lame Mechanism
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Community talk
@matt, does the newer view count if the same person refreshs and views it again? I'm assuming not but just wondering what it's based off of. Acc? Ip? Or anytime it's loaded?
Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more
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