Automation jokes
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
U die from robot bite.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
Anybody home? :)
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
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Finished building my MC house, took a day and a half to get the necessary materials, and another 2 to actually build it. Now im making an auto smelter in the kitchen :D
Bots be going crazy rn
@matt can we get a short cut for Explain Bear something like @EB or .EB
Idk how hard it would be bit it would be so good cuz just now.we have to write out his while name and we're lazy (we being me)