Automation jokes
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
U die from robot bite.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Anybody home? :)
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Who eats sleeping? A robot.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
Guys to wind the clock up?
Fucking Windows updates!
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Community talk
Finished building my MC house, took a day and a half to get the necessary materials, and another 2 to actually build it. Now im making an auto smelter in the kitchen :D
Bots be going crazy rn
@matt can we get a short cut for Explain Bear something like @EB or .EB
Idk how hard it would be bit it would be so good cuz just now.we have to write out his while name and we're lazy (we being me)