Mechanism

Mechanism Jokes

To all you who can't understand using jokes as coping mechanism... you know what i will ask of you:)

Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down

WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car? "How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

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