What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Mechanism Jokes
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.