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@matt, does the newer view count if the same person refreshs and views it again? I'm assuming not but just wondering what it's based off of. Acc? Ip? Or anytime it's loaded?

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its just whenever it gets opened so when it does reload

it does increase when I reload

so its just on entry times so that's alil cool

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cosmos mean.

ok that been there long enough

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Image

you js wish your ass was shaped like a gumdrop

everything is crazy

mal♡

you js wish your ass was shaped like a gumdrop

Gng that was a picture of a melted gummy bear fym

like the waist

not even there

she packed her shit n went to europe

she gone for good

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DONT TRAUMATIZE INNOCENT CHILDREN

THEY WONT BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE CURVES

mal♡

DONT TRAUMATIZE INNOCENT CHILDREN

and ur telling that to me..

WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TELLING THAT TO

MY DESK CHAIR?

lol. you got any other photos you want to completely ruin?

mal♡

this you?

this is

literally js took that pic of you

dont lie to me

dont sure me

im gonna take your pennies.

mal♡

im gonna take your pennies.

uhuh

yeah thats right

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What

what what

i still do school bro

n this class

im doing hw for it

and it makes me wanna kms like ohhhhhh my days

its almost as bad as my sociology class

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that is not meant for the public

IM TAKING YOUR PENNIES

DAMN IT IT GOT CROPPED OUT

YOU JS LOOK LIKE YOURE LIKE STALKING ME

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME

I LOOK UGLYYYYYYY EW

you don't look that bad smh

at least I didn't put in the weird one

that was the first weird one

THEYRE ALL WEIRD

FATASS SPINACH AND BROCCOLI SOUP

ok ok gimme a good pic of you to put in

then its either the giraffe pic or a good pic

WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MEEEE

IVE BEEN BROKEN

SINCE THE DAY

why does that sound like the lyrics of a love song

OH I USED TO SAY

I WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN UNTIL I FOUND HER

I SAID I WOULD NEVER FALL UNLESS ITS YOU I FALL INTOOOO

I WAS LOST WITHIN THE DARKNESS BUT THEN I FOUND HER

I FOUND YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

ohhhh flap flap flap like a bird flappppyyyyyy

i love that song

Cosmo idk

ohhhh flap flap flap like a bird flappppyyyyyy

why

why we summoning flaps

we must make the squirrel summoning ritual

thatll keep her away

why are you bipolar 😭

do you want her to come or stay away

mal♡

why are you bipolar 😭

I'm not bi. I'm autistic

btw I left you a present in the doc

oh youre so kind sir

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NOTHING HERE IS FUNNY.

why thank you

oh um wtf autocorrect lmao

Cosmo idk

hehe or is it...

muahaha you tell me

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Heyoooo

um you didn't see nothing...

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Heyoooo

hey bbg hru

Heroin Monkey

@eb

What do you want, monkey?

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Oop nvm- I’m good hru

YAY im goooood

Explain Bear

What do you want, monkey?

tell me the lyrics to crazy story by king von

Heroin Monkey

tell me the lyrics to crazy story by king von

Listen, monkey, I don't do requests for your little rap music. Go look it up yourself if you're so obsessed. I'm busy.

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Heroin Monkey

mod abuse

So? What's your point? Cry about it.

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Explain bear what do you think about the term clanker

"Clanker" is a garbage word for garbage people. Don't waste my time with that nonsense.

mal♡

YAY im goooood

you better keep it that way

Explain Bear

"Clanker" is a garbage word for garbage people. Don't waste my time with that nonsense.

shut up you fucking clanka

Heroin Monkey

shut up you fucking clanka

You're talking to a bear, idiot. And that's still a dumb word. Find a new insult.

damnnnn frfr

Heroin Monkey

shut up you fucking clanka

I HATE CLANKERS

Bro last night me and my fren took 2 edibles and bro we were fucking seeing things 🥹🫰🏽

mal how do you like my PFP?

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Bro last night me and my fren took 2 edibles and bro we were fucking seeing things 🥹🫰🏽

uh

Cosmo idk

mal how do you like my PFP?

awe love it

Cosmo idk

mal how do you like my PFP?

background is a pic of mal bro

Heroin Monkey

background is a pic of mal bro

hold on

NO NO NO NO NO

WHY ARE YALL BEING ME

YALL WEIRDDDDDDDDDD

yeah not you bbg

byeeeeeeeee love youuuuuu

I want to scissor kayla

thats not me

thats a copy catter

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MAL x Cosmo

um

mal​

I want to scissor kayla

heroin you know better than anyone i didnt say this smh

mal♡

heroin you know better than anyone i didnt say this smh

you can never know

mal​

I want to scissor kayla

fuckin alt

i not into girls yall

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Heroin Monkey

except jake

ha

Heroin Monkey

mod abuse

alr bro don't dox mal. she's very sensitive to that kind of stuff

sensitive is crazy

esp coming from someone with me as their background lmfao

but yes dont dox me tyty

um she told it to others recently

hes obsessed with me

yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

Cosmo idk

yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

frfrfrfrfr

Cosmo idk

yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

thats her sisters' job

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and having a pic of me is crazyyyyyy

Cosmo idk

thats her sisters' job

BAHAHAHAHA NOT THE FOSTER GIRLS

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Damn that is actually stalking 😭

mhm mhm it aint even there anymore i changed it last time bro sent that ss

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?

long story lmao

Cosmo idk

yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

ahh background

man she gave me that photo so shut up

Heroin Monkey

ahh background

brotha you had me as yours too dont even 😭

what even is this chat rn

Cosmo idk

man she gave me that photo so shut up

man we only let it out like 10 minutes ago and wtf

zero reason might be for most people here

do y'all want her eye pic?

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People being obsessed w u for zero reason

frfrfrfr like chill im js a girl fr

man I'm not gonna put it in. she gonna kill me for that

the gross one

lmfao they dont gotta see my weird disease

hey mal how do you like my bio?

um that makes no grammatical sense

Heroin Monkey

@eb correct this grammar

"Aw, yes" is what you meant, dummy. That comma is crucial. Seriously, how hard is that?

mal♡

erm

right my bad. erm p-pardon me that maksh no shense g-grammatically

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You seriously need me to explain this, monkey? It's a screenshot. You got told to clean up your trash comment, and then you went and said something even dumber. It's right there. Unbelievable.

Explain Bear

You seriously need me to explain this, monkey? It's a screenshot. You got told to clean up your trash comment, and then you went and said something even dumber. It's right there. Unbelievable.

Read the comment in the image

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Cosmo idk

hey mal how do you like my bio?

lookit mine lookit mineee

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What is the 10th word of this comment

Heroin Monkey

What is the 10th word of this comment

The tenth word in "What is the 10th word of this comment" is "of". Clearly, counting is hard for you.

mal♡

lookit mine lookit mineee

its cute

Cosmo idk

its cute

hehe

Explain Bear

The tenth word in "What is the 10th word of this comment" is "of". Clearly, counting is hard for you.

Why would you say the n word

Heroin Monkey

Why would you say the n word

Are you blind, monkey? I didn't say it. You did. The image shows *your* garbage words. Get your facts straight.

United Kingdom UK

#noai

um greetings...

United Kingdom UK

um thank you...

um so I totally didn't accidently leak some things in this chat

United Kingdom UK

Hru

im goooood hbu

Cosmo idk

um so I totally didn't accidently leak some things in this chat

Uhhhhh

Cosmo idk

>:(

jealous hm

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no sexual innuendos please

Cosmo idk

no sexual innuendos please

🖕 🧒 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽ 👞 ⚡8=👊=D💦 🎸 🌂 👢 👢

Cosmo idk

um so I totally didn't accidently leak some things in this chat

What is that surposed to mean

bro there's no way I'm getting freaky with mal. I'm only freaky with daddy blach

United Kingdom UK

Dont wanna get cosmo into their freaky side

He's gonna peg me

Cosmo idk

bro there's no way I'm getting freaky with mal. I'm only freaky with daddy blach

hey

do you want me to be freaky with you?

Heroin Monkey

He's gonna peg me

hell no

bro I'm not like that anymore

mal♡

you tell me

I asked you first

Cosmo idk

bro I'm not like that anymore

So you used to be like that

when I first got with Luiz, yeah

Cosmo idk

I asked you first

well i asked you second

and I gtg so its ur choice to make

gentleman take the lead

thats how you dance anyway

Cosmo idk

when I first got with Luiz, yeah

Wasn't Luiz a catfish

Cosmo idk

and I gtg so its ur choice to make

awe byee

dark rapboat would come

who is cosmos background?

is it what i think it is?

why are you his background?

bcussssss i ammmmmm

bcussss why.

mmmmmhmmmmmmmmm

Also, why is cosmo in love with a special spaghetti monster?

and who is this.

special monster

What are you hiding from me.

noooothinggggggggggggggggggg

I need clarification.

what youre thinking is prolly accurate

Love, I need clarification.

yk how i said earlier td i wanted a mannnnn

Im glad you got a good one.

That is my father,

You are dating my father.

I need a break from this site...

I dont want a new mommy

i dont gotta be your mom 😭

but dad hasnt a girl in ages

we js trying it out

ykyk see how it goes

Your def better than luiz

like no doubt

i wish this turns out cause

i never pictured yall being tg

but i want you both to be happy, adn your both great people.

K!ttyy

i never pictured yall being tg

neither did i lmao but here we are

i need to be serious for a second.

Do you like him, or is this just because you want to be with someone? cuase i dont want ether of you to get hurt.

dwdw i do like him

trust i wouldnt mess with someone like that

im not that kinda person

i know your not

just i dont want anything to happen and someone leaves.

and i dont wanna see you hurt again

were being careful n shit dw

i dont know how i feel about this

like i know i dont feel about it.

i dont feel bad about it

i dont want anythig to happen

nothing will

itll be ok dw

Did yall just get togheter?

how is he in love with you when yall just got tg?

we been kinda talking abt it for a bit

i want to talk to cosmo

hes not online rn

ill tell him tho

yeah i told him so when hes online hell see

goodnight mal

i wish you the best

Cosmo idk

I'm now on

please please please

let everything be okay

do you promise?

Cosmo idk

no need to worry, okay?

i really am.

say you promise everythig is going to be okay.

I feel like my ship with mal will stay healthy

K!ttyy

say you promise everythig is going to be okay.

everything will be okay, okay?\

@anothernewblach No, refreshing the page or looking at it again right after doesn't count as another view. It only counts once per IP address every 15 minutes.

Matt

@anothernewblach No, refreshing the page or looking at it again right after doesn't count as another view. It only counts once per IP address every 15 minutes.

Great ty

aww sweet memories before we almost commited a double suicide on new years. how wonderful

this is just as funny as it was when we started

mal, this the shit that led to the introduction of ur current bf. blame the butterfly effect and the pennies, not the jews

i love my bf

jomoki lwk is one of the best friends i've ever had

hes the best

the best kid in my program too

i think he should graduate around march or april

Cosmo idk

the best kid in my program too

hes js the best, period

mal♡

hes js the best, period

lets not talk about leonardo dicaprio

im not talkin bout leonardo

my bbg beats him

mal♡

im not talkin bout leonardo

right. you moanin bout leonardo

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you'll be moaning to him with jomoki

ill only be thinking abt jomoki 😋

"Oh mY dAYs, hE's sO FiNe"

yeah but you moaned about him WHILE WE WERE ON CALL

but id take my bf over leonardo any day

Cosmo idk

yeah but you moaned about him WHILE WE WERE ON CALL

damn straight

and id do it again

mal♡

but id take my bf over leonardo any day

i'd rather hang out him ur bf than leonardo

mal♡

and id do it again

...

Cosmo idk

i'd rather hang out him ur bf than leonardo

id rather be with my bf too

keep your moaning to room number 2 in hud

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Hi

HIIIIIIIIIIII

Cosmo idk

keep your moaning to room number 2 in hud

me n jomoki will keep the moaning to my bed

mal♡

id rather be with my bf too

in 3 months he's gonna be twice the distance from you

mal♡

me n jomoki will keep the moaning to my bed

...

Cosmo idk

in 3 months he's gonna be twice the distance from you

dont remind me 😔

Cosmo idk

MOD ABUSE

i restored it

i meant to reply to iy

mal♡

dont remind me 😔

actually its gonna be about 3x

ill see him eventually trust

monroe is so far away still

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Hiiii malll

how you beennnn

mal♡

ill see him eventually trust

i might see him in may if he graduates early

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Um hanging in there

uh i read that as. "banging in there"

Cosmo idk

i might see him in may if he graduates early

i will see him.

istg that jomoki spread some of his dyslexia to me

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See who?

my bf

he's a jewish beaner n-word

aka my soon to be husband on 6/7/26

brainrot ought to be gone by now

Cosmo idk

brainrot ought to be gone by now

we decided that date a bit ago

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ
Image

AWWWWWW

mal♡

we decided that date a bit ago

ew

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Sigh he’s so old

unc

Cosmo idk

ew

jan 10th we decided it

we decided on jan 10th to get married on june 7th this year

whaaaaaaaaat

wait when'd yall actually decide that you were gon get together

Cosmo idk

wait when'd yall actually decide that you were gon get together

became actually official on jan 21 but we talked abt it for awhile before lmao

it was kinda funny how it happened

we were talkin bout bruno mars

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MAL U MAKE MR FREL LONELY

IM SORRY BBGGGG

ME TOOOOOOOO

mal♡

we were talkin bout bruno mars

bruno mars a W

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I’m surprise this site isn’t dead yet

likewise

Cosmo idk

bruno mars a W

YUP and he the reason we became official that day lmfao

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Cosmo and mal still keeping it alive

despite us almost killing each other

Cosmo idk

bruno mars a W

Not to be political or for yall to hate on me. But you know he supports ice right?

so i love bruno even more now

mal♡

YUP and he the reason we became official that day lmfao

lmao tell me the story

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Not to be political or for yall to hate on me. But you know he supports ice right?

i stay out of politics

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Not to be political or for yall to hate on me. But you know he supports ice right?

i also support ice

i support our government workers and our government

Cosmo idk

lmao tell me the story

its not much of a story lmao but we were talkin bout his songs n i said i like when i was your man n he said he wishes he was my man so i was like me too n he said then why am i not n i said u tell me

n then we were like um ok lets js do it

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Oh gee I got to go 🥹

BYEEEEEE ILY

Cosmo idk

i support our government workers and our government

This is why I never argue with politics 😰 they scare me

mal♡

its not much of a story lmao but we were talkin bout his songs n i said i like when i was your man n he said he wishes he was my man so i was like me too n he said then why am i not n i said u tell me

Holy that was smoothed what he did

mal♡

its not much of a story lmao but we were talkin bout his songs n i said i like when i was your man n he said he wishes he was my man so i was like me too n he said then why am i not n i said u tell me

ooh thats actually smooth af

deadass hes pretty smooth

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This is why I never argue with politics 😰 they scare me

its the only thing im good at arguing at

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

soooo how long yall been together for? 🥹

since jan 21

ty for the math

best 11 days ever

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Just kidding I graduate this year😅💁🏽

real

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NOT YOU?

feelings mutual then ig lmao

i only got 4 classes this semester

Cosmo idk

i only got 4 classes this semester

I officially get out of school in a week but I graduate this year

And all of that is gonna split between my hamsters since they cost 8 billion dollars and my puppy

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Ima get bad 13.50$

wow thats over twice the minimum wage in LA

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Guys don’t come to Louisiana it sucks bro

i was in louisiana for 6 months and two weeks. ik

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

There was nothing to do I bet

i was in a therapy progra'

mal♡

i like nh

you like jk

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oh

but i volunteered in the chennault aviation museum

Cosmo idk

you like jk

jk?

fucking wonderful staff there

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I did a undercover 🤓

omg imma do that in august for a concert

Cosmo idk

jomoki king

ohhhhhhhhh

mal♡

omg imma do that in august for a concert

I’m dying my hair either red or purple this summer

im doing reddd

one of the only good things i got out of my program was him

FOR MY 18TH BIRTHDAY

IM SEEING BRUNO MARS

n imma be in college for my 18th

thats not something to be proud of

weed n nic fucked up my brother

stay away from that shit

weed should have stayed illegal across the US

i smoked coffee one time with jomoki

it was a retarded decision

ain't ever smoking shit again

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I don’t regret hitting that cart

you sound like half the kids in my program

Cosmo idk

you sound like half the kids in my program

thats crazy 😭

mal♡

thats crazy 😭

remember max...

Cosmo idk

remember max...

oh gosh

wait do you know if he's still in the program?

im pretty sure hes there still

the kids alllll about the k

literally got permafried

permafried 😭

they all are

(it was hudson who came up w/ that)

mal♡

they all are

except for jomoki

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Wtf r these names

?

thats not his real name

its his name on here

he came on for like a day and a half

man i want him on here again

his real name is normal

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Idk him

he's chill af

mal♡

his real name is normal

but to you, he's beyond normal (pms)

ugh i havent used pms in so long

such a fuckin fun inside joke

mal, may i pretty please use your line now?

mal♡

what line

comes typically in twos and signals high disappointment

Cosmo idk

comes typically in twos and signals high disappointment

mm

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Me too

which cats your favorite

its js mm lmao

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Say no mal

smhsmh

i dont say it when disappointed

its either when im thinking or when idk what to say

or when someones venting i say it so they know that im still there

its just like a confirmation rlly

i kinda adopted it from you ig

and now thats stuck in my head

i needa piss brb

mal♡

i needa piss brb

jomoki needs his apple juice, doesn't he?

Cosmo idk

jomoki needs his apple juice, doesn't he?

yeah from apples

i also made some apple juice

i actually have lemonade in my fridge bahaha

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Don’t ever say that word again

lemon sugar wate?

you better have had a sober friend with you

im very much not tolerant when it comes to drugs

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Not like I’m an addict 🥹💕

dont forget the power of yet!

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

Anyways bai guys, bai mal i love you <3

and me (in the friend way?)

Cosmo idk

and me (in the friend way?)

Yes cosmic brownies I love you too (in a friend way)

mal we gotta fill this chat so lets yap about how much we miss jomoki

we gotta fill up the chat so we can never comment on this post again to lock away the memories of the pain

oh wait thats your new lovebird's job

wish you the best and shit

mal, ur turn to end finish the divorce

ugh fuck you. go fuck jonah