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    • @matt, does the newer view count if the same person refreshs and views it again? I'm assuming not but just wondering what it's based off of. Acc? Ip? Or anytime it's loaded?

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    • its just whenever it gets opened so when it does reload

    it does increase when I reload

    so its just on entry times so that's alil cool

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    ok that been there long enough

    π’€° روحي Ψ₯Ω„Ω‡Ψ§ π’€°
    Image

    you js wish your ass was shaped like a gumdrop

    she packed her shit n went to europe

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    DONT TRAUMATIZE INNOCENT CHILDREN

    THEY WONT BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE CURVES

    Anonymous

    DONT TRAUMATIZE INNOCENT CHILDREN

    and ur telling that to me..

    WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TELLING THAT TO

    lol. you got any other photos you want to completely ruin?

    Anonymous

    this you?

    this is

    literally js took that pic of you

    im gonna take your pennies.

    Anonymous

    im gonna take your pennies.

    uhuh

    π’€° روحي Ψ₯Ω„Ω‡Ψ§ π’€°

    What

    what what

    and it makes me wanna kms like ohhhhhh my days

    its almost as bad as my sociology class

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    that is not meant for the public

    DAMN IT IT GOT CROPPED OUT

    YOU JS LOOK LIKE YOURE LIKE STALKING ME

    WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME

    you don't look that bad smh

    at least I didn't put in the weird one

    that was the first weird one

    FATASS SPINACH AND BROCCOLI SOUP

    ok ok gimme a good pic of you to put in

    then its either the giraffe pic or a good pic

    WHY YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MEEEE

    why does that sound like the lyrics of a love song

    I WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN UNTIL I FOUND HER

    I SAID I WOULD NEVER FALL UNLESS ITS YOU I FALL INTOOOO

    I WAS LOST WITHIN THE DARKNESS BUT THEN I FOUND HER

    ohhhh flap flap flap like a bird flappppyyyyyy

    Cosmo idk

    ohhhh flap flap flap like a bird flappppyyyyyy

    why

    we must make the squirrel summoning ritual

    why are you bipolar 😭

    do you want her to come or stay away

    Anonymous

    why are you bipolar 😭

    I'm not bi. I'm autistic

    btw I left you a present in the doc

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    oh um wtf autocorrect lmao

    Cosmo idk

    hehe or is it...

    muahaha you tell me

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Heyoooo

    um you didn't see nothing...

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Heyoooo

    hey bbg hru

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Oop nvm- I’m good hru

    YAY im goooood

    Explain Bear

    What do you want, monkey?

    tell me the lyrics to crazy story by king von

    Listen, monkey, I don't do requests for your little rap music. Go look it up yourself if you're so obsessed. I'm busy.

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    So? What's your point? Cry about it.

    "Clanker" is a garbage word for garbage people. Don't waste my time with that nonsense.

    Anonymous

    YAY im goooood

    you better keep it that way

    Explain Bear

    "Clanker" is a garbage word for garbage people. Don't waste my time with that nonsense.

    shut up you fucking clanka

    You're talking to a bear, idiot. And that's still a dumb word. Find a new insult.

    Heroin Monkey

    shut up you fucking clanka

    I HATE CLANKERS

    mal how do you like my PFP?

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Bro last night me and my fren took 2 edibles and bro we were fucking seeing things πŸ₯ΉπŸ«°πŸ½

    uh

    Cosmo idk

    mal how do you like my PFP?

    awe love it

    Cosmo idk

    mal how do you like my PFP?

    background is a pic of mal bro

    Heroin Monkey

    background is a pic of mal bro

    hold on

    byeeeeeeeee love youuuuuu

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    MAL x Cosmo

    um

    mal​

    I want to scissor kayla

    heroin you know better than anyone i didnt say this smh

    mal​

    I want to scissor kayla

    fuckin alt

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    Anonymous

    i not into girls yall

    except jake

    Heroin Monkey

    except jake

    ha

    Heroin Monkey

    mod abuse

    alr bro don't dox mal. she's very sensitive to that kind of stuff

    esp coming from someone with me as their background lmfao

    but yes dont dox me tyty

    um she told it to others recently

    yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

    Cosmo idk

    yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

    frfrfrfrfr

    Cosmo idk

    yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

    thats her sisters' job

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    and having a pic of me is crazyyyyyy

    Cosmo idk

    thats her sisters' job

    BAHAHAHAHA NOT THE FOSTER GIRLS

    Comment deleted by Cosmo idk
    π’€° روحي Ψ₯Ω„Ω‡Ψ§ π’€°

    Damn that is actually stalking 😭

    mhm mhm it aint even there anymore i changed it last time bro sent that ss

    π’€° روحي Ψ₯Ω„Ω‡Ψ§ π’€°

    ?

    long story lmao

    Cosmo idk

    yeah heroin don't be obsessed with mal bro

    ahh background

    man she gave me that photo so shut up

    Heroin Monkey

    ahh background

    brotha you had me as yours too dont even 😭

    what even is this chat rn

    Cosmo idk

    man she gave me that photo so shut up

    man we only let it out like 10 minutes ago and wtf

    zero reason might be for most people here

    do y'all want her eye pic?

    π’€° روحي Ψ₯Ω„Ω‡Ψ§ π’€°

    People being obsessed w u for zero reason

    frfrfrfr like chill im js a girl fr

    man I'm not gonna put it in. she gonna kill me for that

    lmfao they dont gotta see my weird disease

    hey mal how do you like my bio?

    um that makes no grammatical sense

    "Aw, yes" is what you meant, dummy. That comma is crucial. Seriously, how hard is that?

    Anonymous

    erm

    right my bad. erm p-pardon me that maksh no shense g-grammatically

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    You seriously need me to explain this, monkey? It's a screenshot. You got told to clean up your trash comment, and then you went and said something even dumber. It's right there. Unbelievable.

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    Cosmo idk

    hey mal how do you like my bio?

    lookit mine lookit mineee

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    What is the 10th word of this comment

    The tenth word in "What is the 10th word of this comment" is "of". Clearly, counting is hard for you.

    Anonymous

    lookit mine lookit mineee

    its cute

    Explain Bear

    The tenth word in "What is the 10th word of this comment" is "of". Clearly, counting is hard for you.

    Why would you say the n word

    Are you blind, monkey? I didn't say it. You did. The image shows *your* garbage words. Get your facts straight.

    United Kingdom UK

    #noai

    um greetings...

    United Kingdom UK

    um thank you...

    um so I totally didn't accidently leak some things in this chat

    United Kingdom UK

    Hru

    im goooood hbu

    Cosmo idk

    um so I totally didn't accidently leak some things in this chat

    Uhhhhh

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    no sexual innuendos please

    πŸ–• πŸ§’ πŸ›πŸ’€πŸ‘”πŸ› β›½ πŸ‘ž ⚑8=πŸ‘Š=DπŸ’¦ 🎸 πŸŒ‚ πŸ‘’ πŸ‘’

    Cosmo idk

    um so I totally didn't accidently leak some things in this chat

    What is that surposed to mean

    bro there's no way I'm getting freaky with mal. I'm only freaky with daddy blach

    United Kingdom UK

    Dont wanna get cosmo into their freaky side

    He's gonna peg me

    Cosmo idk

    bro there's no way I'm getting freaky with mal. I'm only freaky with daddy blach

    hey

    do you want me to be freaky with you?

    Heroin Monkey

    He's gonna peg me

    hell no

    bro I'm not like that anymore

    Anonymous

    you tell me

    I asked you first

    Cosmo idk

    bro I'm not like that anymore

    So you used to be like that

    when I first got with Luiz, yeah

    Cosmo idk

    I asked you first

    well i asked you second

    and I gtg so its ur choice to make

    thats how you dance anyway

    Cosmo idk

    when I first got with Luiz, yeah

    Wasn't Luiz a catfish

    Cosmo idk

    and I gtg so its ur choice to make

    awe byee

    who is cosmos background?

    is it what i think it is?

    why are you his background?

    bcussss why.

    Also, why is cosmo in love with a special spaghetti monster?

    and who is this.

    special monster

    What are you hiding from me.

    noooothinggggggggggggggggggg

    I need clarification.

    what youre thinking is prolly accurate

    Love, I need clarification.

    yk how i said earlier td i wanted a mannnnn

    Im glad you got a good one.

    That is my father,

    You are dating my father.

    I need a break from this site...

    I dont want a new mommy

    i dont gotta be your mom 😭

    but dad hasnt a girl in ages

    Your def better than luiz

    like no doubt

    i wish this turns out cause

    i never pictured yall being tg

    but i want you both to be happy, adn your both great people.

    K!ttyy

    i never pictured yall being tg

    neither did i lmao but here we are

    i need to be serious for a second.

    Do you like him, or is this just because you want to be with someone? cuase i dont want ether of you to get hurt.

    trust i wouldnt mess with someone like that

    im not that kinda person

    i know your not

    just i dont want anything to happen and someone leaves.

    and i dont wanna see you hurt again

    were being careful n shit dw

    i dont know how i feel about this

    like i know i dont feel about it.

    i dont feel bad about it

    i dont want anythig to happen

    Did yall just get togheter?

    how is he in love with you when yall just got tg?

    we been kinda talking abt it for a bit

    i want to talk to cosmo

    yeah i told him so when hes online hell see

    goodnight mal

    i wish you the best

    please please please

    let everything be okay

    do you promise?

    Cosmo idk

    no need to worry, okay?

    i really am.

    say you promise everythig is going to be okay.

    I feel like my ship with mal will stay healthy

    K!ttyy

    say you promise everythig is going to be okay.

    everything will be okay, okay?\

    @anothernewblach No, refreshing the page or looking at it again right after doesn't count as another view. It only counts once per IP address every 15 minutes.

    Matt

    @anothernewblach No, refreshing the page or looking at it again right after doesn't count as another view. It only counts once per IP address every 15 minutes.

    Great ty

    aww sweet memories before we almost commited a double suicide on new years. how wonderful

    this is just as funny as it was when we started

    mal, this the shit that led to the introduction of ur current bf. blame the butterfly effect and the pennies, not the jews

    jomoki lwk is one of the best friends i've ever had

    the best kid in my program too

    i think he should graduate around march or april

    Cosmo idk

    the best kid in my program too

    hes js the best, period

    lets not talk about leonardo dicaprio

    im not talkin bout leonardo

    Anonymous

    im not talkin bout leonardo

    right. you moanin bout leonardo

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    you'll be moaning to him with jomoki

    ill only be thinking abt jomoki πŸ˜‹

    "Oh mY dAYs, hE's sO FiNe"

    yeah but you moaned about him WHILE WE WERE ON CALL

    but id take my bf over leonardo any day

    Cosmo idk

    yeah but you moaned about him WHILE WE WERE ON CALL

    damn straight

    Anonymous

    but id take my bf over leonardo any day

    i'd rather hang out him ur bf than leonardo

    Anonymous

    and id do it again

    ...

    Cosmo idk

    i'd rather hang out him ur bf than leonardo

    id rather be with my bf too

    keep your moaning to room number 2 in hud

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Hi

    HIIIIIIIIIIII

    Cosmo idk

    keep your moaning to room number 2 in hud

    me n jomoki will keep the moaning to my bed

    Anonymous

    id rather be with my bf too

    in 3 months he's gonna be twice the distance from you

    Anonymous

    me n jomoki will keep the moaning to my bed

    ...

    Cosmo idk

    in 3 months he's gonna be twice the distance from you

    dont remind me πŸ˜”

    Cosmo idk

    MOD ABUSE

    i restored it

    Anonymous

    dont remind me πŸ˜”

    actually its gonna be about 3x

    ill see him eventually trust

    monroe is so far away still

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Hiiii malll

    how you beennnn

    Anonymous

    ill see him eventually trust

    i might see him in may if he graduates early

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Um hanging in there

    uh i read that as. "banging in there"

    Cosmo idk

    i might see him in may if he graduates early

    i will see him.

    istg that jomoki spread some of his dyslexia to me

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    See who?

    my bf

    he's a jewish beaner n-word

    aka my soon to be husband on 6/7/26

    brainrot ought to be gone by now

    Cosmo idk

    brainrot ought to be gone by now

    we decided that date a bit ago

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„
    Image

    AWWWWWW

    Anonymous

    we decided that date a bit ago

    ew

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Sigh he’s so old

    unc

    Cosmo idk

    ew

    jan 10th we decided it

    we decided on jan 10th to get married on june 7th this year

    wait when'd yall actually decide that you were gon get together

    Cosmo idk

    wait when'd yall actually decide that you were gon get together

    became actually official on jan 21 but we talked abt it for awhile before lmao

    it was kinda funny how it happened

    we were talkin bout bruno mars

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    MAL U MAKE MR FREL LONELY

    IM SORRY BBGGGG

    Anonymous

    we were talkin bout bruno mars

    bruno mars a W

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    I’m surprise this site isn’t dead yet

    likewise

    Cosmo idk

    bruno mars a W

    YUP and he the reason we became official that day lmfao

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Cosmo and mal still keeping it alive

    despite us almost killing each other

    so i love bruno even more now

    Anonymous

    YUP and he the reason we became official that day lmfao

    lmao tell me the story

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Not to be political or for yall to hate on me. But you know he supports ice right?

    i stay out of politics

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Not to be political or for yall to hate on me. But you know he supports ice right?

    i also support ice

    i support our government workers and our government

    Cosmo idk

    lmao tell me the story

    its not much of a story lmao but we were talkin bout his songs n i said i like when i was your man n he said he wishes he was my man so i was like me too n he said then why am i not n i said u tell me

    n then we were like um ok lets js do it

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Oh gee I got to go πŸ₯Ή

    BYEEEEEE ILY

    Anonymous

    its not much of a story lmao but we were talkin bout his songs n i said i like when i was your man n he said he wishes he was my man so i was like me too n he said then why am i not n i said u tell me

    Holy that was smoothed what he did

    Anonymous

    its not much of a story lmao but we were talkin bout his songs n i said i like when i was your man n he said he wishes he was my man so i was like me too n he said then why am i not n i said u tell me

    ooh thats actually smooth af

    deadass hes pretty smooth

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    This is why I never argue with politics 😰 they scare me

    its the only thing im good at arguing at

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    soooo how long yall been together for? πŸ₯Ή

    since jan 21

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Just kidding I graduate this yearπŸ˜…πŸ’πŸ½

    real

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    NOT YOU?

    feelings mutual then ig lmao

    i only got 4 classes this semester

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Ima get bad 13.50$

    wow thats over twice the minimum wage in LA

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Guys don’t come to Louisiana it sucks bro

    i was in louisiana for 6 months and two weeks. ik

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    There was nothing to do I bet

    i was in a therapy progra'

    Anonymous

    i like nh

    you like jk

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    oh

    but i volunteered in the chennault aviation museum

    fucking wonderful staff there

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    I did a undercover πŸ€“

    omg imma do that in august for a concert

    Cosmo idk

    jomoki king

    ohhhhhhhhh

    one of the only good things i got out of my program was him

    n imma be in college for my 18th

    thats not something to be proud of

    weed n nic fucked up my brother

    stay away from that shit

    weed should have stayed illegal across the US

    i smoked coffee one time with jomoki

    it was a retarded decision

    ain't ever smoking shit again

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    I don’t regret hitting that cart

    you sound like half the kids in my program

    Cosmo idk

    you sound like half the kids in my program

    thats crazy 😭

    Anonymous

    thats crazy 😭

    remember max...

    Cosmo idk

    remember max...

    oh gosh

    wait do you know if he's still in the program?

    im pretty sure hes there still

    the kids alllll about the k

    literally got permafried

    (it was hudson who came up w/ that)

    Anonymous

    they all are

    except for jomoki

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Wtf r these names

    ?

    he came on for like a day and a half

    man i want him on here again

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Idk him

    he's chill af

    Anonymous

    his real name is normal

    but to you, he's beyond normal (pms)

    ugh i havent used pms in so long

    such a fuckin fun inside joke

    mal, may i pretty please use your line now?

    Anonymous

    what line

    comes typically in twos and signals high disappointment

    Cosmo idk

    comes typically in twos and signals high disappointment

    mm

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Me too

    which cats your favorite

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Say no mal

    smhsmh

    i dont say it when disappointed

    its either when im thinking or when idk what to say

    or when someones venting i say it so they know that im still there

    its just like a confirmation rlly

    i kinda adopted it from you ig

    and now thats stuck in my head

    Anonymous

    i needa piss brb

    jomoki needs his apple juice, doesn't he?

    Cosmo idk

    jomoki needs his apple juice, doesn't he?

    yeah from apples

    i also made some apple juice

    i actually have lemonade in my fridge bahaha

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Don’t ever say that word again

    lemon sugar wate?

    you better have had a sober friend with you

    im very much not tolerant when it comes to drugs

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Not like I’m an addict πŸ₯ΉπŸ’•

    dont forget the power of yet!

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    Anyways bai guys, bai mal i love you <3

    and me (in the friend way?)

    mal we gotta fill this chat so lets yap about how much we miss jomoki

    we gotta fill up the chat so we can never comment on this post again to lock away the memories of the pain

    oh wait thats your new lovebird's job

    wish you the best and shit

    mal, ur turn to end finish the divorce

    ugh fuck you. go fuck jonah