Meat jokes
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”