Meat

Meat jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Priest

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

Memes

Animal

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Girl

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Man

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

Guy

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

Spanking

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Lamb

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

Chef

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Pizza

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

Friend

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

Melania Trump

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Glory Hole

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

Pluto

What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?

"Mine is meatier than yours."