What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
