Meat jokes
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."