i like my women like i like my steak... bloody
Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat
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whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
“Roar”
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup.
Anyone can roast beef.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
