Meat jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Memes
The ham is in fact processed
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.