Meat

Meat Jokes

what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework

teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.

students: ''meat''.

teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?

students: ''bacon''.

teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?

one of the students: ''homework''!

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

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What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.