Meat jokes
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.