How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
what do you call a cow with no legs
groundbeaf
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
what do call an ophans parents dead meat
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.