Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
what do you call a cow with no legs
groundbeaf
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
