Meal jokes
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.