Meal jokes

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.