Meal jokes
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA