Meal jokes

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

Nah, they eat emo meals.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

What is King Kong for dinner?

Humans.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?

Because you have to have money to pay for it.