Meal jokes
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?