Meal jokes

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

What is King Kong for dinner?

Humans.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

Then one stops and asks his companion:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.