Meal jokes
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.