Meal jokes

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

fff.

"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

His left shoulder.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Beans and toast.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.

During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."

Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"

You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.

What do you call a pizza?

Anthony Cahill's face!

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

Beef beef beef?

TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.