What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Beans and toast.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
