Meal jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.