Meal jokes

What age is served for breakfast?

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

You can roast chicken.

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.

What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Never eat more than you can lift.