Meal jokes
What age is served for breakfast?
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.