Meal jokes
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What age is served for breakfast?
Memes
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Never eat more than you can lift.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.