Meal jokes
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Hm, free food
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.