What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What age is served for breakfast?
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I'm hungry.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
