Meal jokes
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Memes
Hm, free food
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣