Meal Jokes

what age is served for breakfast

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!

i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?

Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels

Never eat more than you can lift.

were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder

A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.

im hungry

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.