Meal jokes
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Memes
Relatable
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What age is served for breakfast?
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.