Meal jokes

What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?

MEALS ON WHEELS :-)

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.

He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.

What did the duck eat for lunch?

Soup and quackers.

What do orphans get at restaurants?

The family meal.

Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?

Because why not.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

What age is served for breakfast?

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.