Meal jokes
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
I'm hungry.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
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Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?