Meal jokes
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.