“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
Do emos eat...
Happy meals
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
you so ugly you make happy meals cry.
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
What is a orphans least liked meal family dinner
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What does a British cannibals favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Na they eat emo meal
your so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
you're so ugly we cant have neighbor's
