Meal Jokes

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain

Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂

How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite

What is a orphans least liked meal family dinner

There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet

A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”

Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

What does a British cannibals favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

Na they eat emo meal

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what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?