ME jokes

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

"freshfry talk to me!"

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."

We never saw him again.

Joke: Me.

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)