ME jokes
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
"freshfry talk to me!"
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?