ME jokes

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

"freshfry talk to me!"

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.