ME jokes
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Memes
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Me, (DYM 131)
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)